Lmao that’s kinda what I mean by ignoring the shenanigans by and large. But Jesus, sometimes it’s just infuriating beyond measure.
You have a much higher tolerance to that stuff. I can ignore something like the frequent teleportation, and the suddenly-appearing redshirts that I know were not there a minute before, but I pause at a lot of what they do.
See, by and large the show shenanigans don’t actually bother me. But this blatant revisionism? Jfc, we were there for s1, show. I’m not sure they remember they were there though.
Wellll, they forgot that Jon was recognized on sight by Mance because he looked like Ned. They forgot that Arya explicitly chose family over vengeance a couple of episodes back. They forgot that the Vale lords swore fealty to Jon so Sansa doesn’t really need Littlefinger there to keep them. They forgot that they’ve just shown that the wights remain alive in freezing water and that Jon fell in there with several of them without a weapon. They forgot that Benjen saved Bran and Meera in a similar fashion and managed to get them all out of there. They forgot that Robert’s Rebellion happened because no one would abide Aery’s tyranny, and that Jaime killed him to stop the usage of wildfire.
That part made me so fucking angry I saw stars. STARS. I have no idea what this is supposed to be doing? Undermining Sansa but for /what/, it’s bizarre at best.
It’s the show trying to build tension between the Stark siblings to raise the stakes and make us fear that Sansa would fall to Littlefinger’s ruse and turn on Jon. It’s an attempt to make us fear a Starkbowl so we’ll be oh-so-surprised when Sansa has LF killed. They don’t care that it makes no sense for either the characters or the plot. This is DRAMA, Kim. We should know how drama works.
Because Direwolves aren’t terrifying 8ft killing machines also? I’d totally also pet a direwolf but I’m not gonna pretend a giant wolf is in any way a fluffy puppy as I understand the term ‘fluffy puppy.’
Direwolves won’t rip my throat on principal. Well, the Stark direwolves won’t, and it’s them I would bet (except Shaggydog, he would rip my throat on principal. I’m good with Ghost) Ask poor Hazzea about what Drogon can do unprovoked.
Yeah, it’s my general feeling that show!Jaime is going to have been quietly storing all of these things away until the mountain crumbles and he can’t turn that blind eye any longer. Just- what the heck is going to be that thing at this point?! If blowing up the sept and killing their son weren’t enough, what’s going to break him? It’s going to make flimsy narrative sense at best.
I mean, that is one way to interpret it but I feel like it requires too much rationalization from the audience for even that to flow. I think they should have showed more discomfort or hesitance on Jaime’s part than a fleeting question about Tommen and total radio silence on the wildfire. That should have brought a huge shock wave and some tangible struggling on Jaime’s part. Give us some sense of how he is growing increasingly unsettled or worried about the lengths Cersei is willing to go to, even as he persists in defending and lying to himself about her. Show us that Jaime is pointedly trying not to think too much about what Cersei has done and what she is capable of. But that’s not the sense I got from his conversation with Olenna. He was talking about Cersei with the same fervor and passion he used with Edmure last season. The one thing that clearly discomforts Jaime right now is Euron Greyjoy, and that’s just not enough.
Yes, dust it off and come cry with me over the Starks. Been a while since I cried all over you over a fictional character. Don’t you miss the days where we were only crying over singing teenagers? Now it’s a world of tears and ice zombies.
It’s not *just* you. Jon is all of those things, except, technically, a prince. And that’s only a technicality because he doesn’t know who he is. He’s still been declared a king instead. Jon is everything Sansa dreamed of as a child – kind, courteous, strong, honourable. Ugh. I want it. I really want it.
He is the Prince That Was Promised and his is the song of ice and fire 🙂
(Excuse me while I go giggle like a lunatic because Jon is now both a King and a prince. He is the King in the North with a possible claim to the Iron Throne and a prophesied role in the apocalypse. Not bad for the Bastard of Winterfell.)
Really now, Jon truly is everything Sansa dreamed of as a child, and everything she really prizes now. Every good thing she idolizes in either Ned or Robb throughout the series exists in Jon. He is also everything Ned wanted for her. And he’s familiar to her. He is trust worthy and she knows that he wouldn’t hurt her, which is a big deal for someone who has had her experience with men.
She knows his heart, even if she doesn’t necessarily know him at the moment.
He is a Stark. He is family. He is Winterfell.
And I really need to go sleep now because my sappiness goes through the roof when I’m sleep-deprived. But I regret nothing. I’m crazily in love with this ship. I love the two of them separately but together they completely own my heart.
Life is too short to read that damn book.
I swear it took me two solid weeks to get through the last 50 pages.
I’m stuck at 200 in an ebook of 1000+ pages. I started it like a month ago but I only read 50 pages before being distracted by the closest shiny thing (AKA fics and scratching my head over D&D’s choices for the show) I picked it up again this week and managed to reach 200 before getting distracted again. But in my defense I hate ebooks and Ramadan just started.
But A Dance With Dragons is long and tedious. And also long. I’m listening to it. The narrator’s accent choices are bizarre. But it’s easier to listen to than to read. (On Kindle I felt like I was getting nowhere. I’d read PAGES AND PAGES and the % through the book would hardly shift. Ugh.)
Oh god, I can never listen to an audio book. I never manage to concentrate and my mind just wanders. Also, I tend to focus too much on the narrator. No, I can’t do it. I’m beating myself for not buying a paperback copy because that would have really made a difference. Eh, lesson learned. Always go for the paperback.
The thing that is astonishing to me is that this book has the stories I want to read about. I struggled through A Feast For Crows because most of it was about new characters and random POVs that I didn’t care all that much about and a good deal of the rest was about Cersei whose chapters made me want to claw my face off, but I want to read about Jon and the Wall, and the Northern Conspiracy is one of my favorite things in the whole series. And I might not be enjoying the pace of Tyrion’s story but I really want to read about Jon Connington and Young Griff. I care about those stories, and AFFC managed to interest me in Dorne and then there’s Jaime and Brienne. I like those stories.
It’s not really the longevity that is tying me up though. A Storm of Swords was nearly as long but I didn’t struggle to finish it. But I think I’ve reached my limit with GRRM’s excessive descriptive style. It’s the one thing that I don’t like about his writing style. He legit spent two pages describing White Harbor. Like, thank you but I don’t quite need to know every tiny detail about White Harbor to picture it in my mind. The type of fruit the merchants are selling isn’t going to have that much effect. So the book keeps losing me in the middle. I’d get to a point where I’m just running my eye over the lines without absorbing anything, and then go back and reread because by the time I notice that I just zoned out, I’d have reached a place where the plot picked up.
The plot is really interesting and engaging but the pace is so off between the characters that it’s jarring. And it’s endlessly descriptive which grows tedious.