mjwatson:

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having best stuff first makes it so a lot of content creators’ edits and gifs get buried by other posts, so if you want to see your dashboard in… you know… chronological order (still don’t understand why social media keeps thinking we want anything but that) make sure you go:

settings > global settings > dashboard preferences > turn ‘best stuff first’ off.

“Stannis’ low opinion of the nobility and the hierarchy they uphold, or his instinctive drive to raise up the downtrodden.” Could you expand on both of these? I never saw Stannis as one with that opinion of nobility? Nor his preference for underdogs in the text?

Oh Stannis’ opinion of the nobles is all over his conversations with Davos, and it’s consistently not very flattering.

Cut for length.

“The letter… What did your lords make of it, I wonder?”

Stannis
snorted. “Celtigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the
contents of my privy, he would declare that admirable as well. The
others bobbed their heads up and down like a flock of geese, all but
Velaryon, who said that steel would decide the matter, not words on
parchment. As if I had never suspected. The Others take my lords, I’ll
hear your views.”

“You have more to say about the letter. Well, get on with it. I did not
make you a knight so you could learn to mouth empty courtesies. I have
my lords for that. Say what you would say, Davos.”

 

So…flatterers and fools, neither of which Stannis suffers gladly. Stannis is very much aware of how proximity to the king is a way to access power in feudal politics and of how those around him would be looking to benefit from that proximity. He has a very personal experience with how courtiers and lords flock to those in power looking to get something out of them from his time in King’s Landing, especially, I reckon, during that period where he was heir presumptive to the throne before Joffrey’s birth. He sat on the small council for years listening to people who told Robert what he wanted to hear or openly gave counsel geared to advancing their own interests rather than that of the king’s or the realm’s. He saw the corruption permeating Robert’s court as a result, the way those in power exploited it, and how Robert enabled that, and he is adamantly against that. Stannis is so sensitive to any form of flattery coming from any lord or lady that he can not help but comment to Jon that Lyanna Mormont having a namesake in Lyanna Stark was to curry favor with Ned. So he is skeptic of lords because that tint of self-interest and pursuit of advancement in those around the king that he is so familiar with taints their counsel and the empty courtesies covers what they really think. But what Stannis is after, as he demonstrates with Davos, is someone who tells him the truth and gives him honest and good counsel, even when he does not want to hear it. 

To fan Stannis’ skepticism of the honesty and honor of the noble class, the mess with Renly then happens, further diminishing his view of them.

The storm lords will not rise for me. It seems they do not like me, and
the justice of my cause means nothing to them. The cravenly ones will
sit behind their walls waiting to see how the wind rises and who is
likely to triumph. The bold ones have already declared for Renly.

His contempt is highest of those who declared for Renly, including those who defected to his side the moment Renly fell. 

“Good men and true will fight for Joffrey, wrongly believing him the
true king. A northman might even say the same of Robb Stark. But these
lords who flocked to my brother’s banners knew him for a usurper. They
turned their backs on their rightful king for no better reason than
dreams of power and glory, and I have marked them for what they are. Pardoned them, yes. Forgiven. But not forgotten.”

And he is right to feel that way. Renly’s platform was “might makes right” and “I deserve to be king because I’m handsomer and more likable”; his kingship would have been catastrophic to the social structure of the realm. There was no cause there, only a transparent power grab wrapped in a bouquet of roses. But lords declared for him because it was more beneficial to their interests to have Renly on the throne. Even when some defected to Stannis, there was a lot of brashness and overtness in the parley with Cortnay Penrose, and in the general attitude of these lords that neither Stannis nor Davos trust their loyalty or counsel. And honestly, why should they? As Davos says, “last year they were Robert’s men. A moon ago they were Renly’s. This morning they are yours. Whose will they be on the morrow?“

That’s a very good point, Onion Knight. 

Speaking of Davos, the fact that Stannis singles out the onion knight as the one person who would steer him true really reflects his view of his other counselors as well, and neither is unearned. Davos is the only one consistently giving Stannis good counsel with the sole goal of serving him rather than currying favor or gaining titles. He is the one speaking for Ser Cortnay’s loyalty and advising they strike for King’s Landing while the others are enthusiastically harping on who gets to kill a man who was their ally literally just the day before, or suggesting they threaten his elderly father in front of him. He is the one arguing that the people of Claw Isle are innocent and the kin of those who died fighting for Stannis at that. He is the one putting his life on the line to save Edric Storm and reminding Stannis of where his true duty lies and that a king who does not protect his people is no king. His is a counsel that Stannis deservedly values over that of the chattering “magpies”.

“You have a passing clever father, Devan,” the king told the boy
standing by his elbow. “He makes me wish I had more smugglers in my
service. And fewer lords…”     

More smugglers, fewer lords. He likens their counsel to the braying of mules at one point, and he is utterly unimpressed by their bluster and haughtiness. His lords think they deserve to be heeded and respected simply because they are highborn, whereas Stannis is a man who looks to deeds as a base for judgement of character (”you were a hero and a smuggler”) Honestly, Stannis’ arc is one long “these lords suck. The lordly class sucks. What a bunch of sycophants. Why can’t y’all be Davos?” 

He explicitly makes his opinion of the current lordly class very clear when he is raising Davos to lordship.

 "To be lordly is to be false. I have learned that lesson hard. Now, kneel. Your king commands.”  

Yeah, that is not a man who thinks highly of the nobility at all, but rather one who is completely fed up with the corruption, sycophancy, dishonor and exploitation he has witnessed of the nobles that he wants to get rid of them. 

Stannis glowered up at Theon where he hung. “You are not the only
turncloak here, it would seem. Would that all the lords in the Seven
Kingdoms had but a single neck… ”

 

No, Stannis won’t actually kill them, but replace them? That he could do. “We will make new lords” comes in response to Davos telling him that the highborn lords will never obey him, a lowborn upjumped smuggler from Flea Bottom. And Stannis is so done with that, with highborn lords prancing around thinking the world of themselves and leading Stannis astray (see: the Florents.) while looking down on the one person who actually earned his place and who gives honest counsel and encourages Stannis’ better self with no ulterior motive or an eye towards advancement. Because the way the highborns deride Davos absolutely ties into Stannis’ view of the nobles.

And this is where the part about affinity for the downtrodden meets Stannis’ political platform. That part is less visible in the text due to Stannis’ aloofness but it rears its head with Proudwing, Davos, and Jon Snow. Stannis is an anomaly in Westeros in his choice of counselors: oh, he does have highborn counselors but the people whose words he regularly heeds? Davos Seaworth, Melisandre, and Jon Snow. A lowborn smuggler, a foreign sorceress and a bastard with claims of oathbreaking hanging over his head. This isn’t devoid of pragmatism, of course, since he needs them for various reasons but Davos and Jon, in particular, represent an actualization of Stannis’ proclamation of raising new lords. Westeros is very invested in keeping the status quo between the aristocracy and the peasantry and openly frowns upon on anything that threatens that hierarchy or the power of the nobles. Raising a Flea Bottom denizen to a lordship and a Handship defies that. Wanting to install a bastard with an unknown mother as the Warden of the North defies that. The dominant view among Stannis’ social class is that peasants are of no importance and that bastards are treasonous and faithless, but Stannis sees their merit and rewards them for it. His esteem is not reliant on birth but on the character of the person he is dealing with because he cares about substance first and foremost. 

So, why exactly (book)Cersei loves Joffrey so much, to the point of being furious when Robert hits him for gutting a pregnant cat? I get that she’s a mother and all, but she has to be at least somewhat aware how fucked up that was and explain it to him?

turtle-paced:

She does not have that awareness. When Cersei recounts the incident, she describes it as “some mischief with a cat.” (Tyrion VI, ASoS) Robert hit Joffrey so hard that he knocked out two of Joffrey’s baby teeth; I don’t think Cersei’s at all unreasonable for the being angry bit, just about describing Joffrey’s actions as “mischief.”

See also Cersei and Joffrey post-Red Wedding, the incident that led to a broader discussion of Joffrey’s cruelty.

“They should all be put to the sword,” Joffrey declared suddenly. “The Mallisters and
Blackwoods and Brackens… all of them. They’re traitors. I want them killed, Grandfather. I
won’t have any generous terms.” The king turned to Grand Maester Pycelle. “And I want Robb
Stark’s head too. Write to Lord Frey and tell him. The king commands. I’m going to have it
served to Sansa at my wedding feast.”

“Sire,” Ser Kevan said, in a shocked voice, “the lady is now your aunt by marriage.”

“A jest.” Cersei smiled. “Joff did not mean it.”

“Yes I did,” Joffrey insisted. “He was a traitor, and I want his stupid head. I’m going to make Sansa kiss it.”

[…]

Cersei put a protective hand on her son’s shoulder. “Let the dwarf make all the threats he likes, Joff. I want my lord father and my uncle to see what he is.”

Lord Tywin ignored that; it was Joffrey he addressed. “Aerys also felt the need to remind men that he was king. And he was passing fond of ripping tongues out as well. You could ask Ser Ilyn
Payne about that, though you’ll get no reply.”

“Ser Ilyn never dared provoke Aerys the way your Imp provokes Joff,” said Cersei. “You heard
him. ‘Monster’ he said. To the King’s Grace. And he threatened him…”

– Tyrion VI, ASoS

That’s the incident with the cat writ large and all the more politically troublesome, and it’s clear that Cersei has no clue that this is messed up. If Tywin and Kevan Lannister think you’re going too far with your cruelty…

Cersei’s got a very limited and warped view of what strength is. It’s a big part of her establishing thought processes in AFFC.

This might be the work of Stannis Baratheon, through some catspaw. It could well be the prelude to another attack upon the city. She hoped it was. Let him come. I will smash
him, just as Father did, and this time he will die. Stannis did not frighten her, no more than Mace
Tyrell did. No one frightened her. She was a daughter of the Rock, a lion.

“No one is to enter or leave without my permission,” she told them. The command came
easily to her. My father had steel in his voice as well. 

Within the tower, the smoke from the torches irritated her eyes, but Cersei did not weep, no
more than her father would have. I am the only true son he ever had.

Should I scream and tear my hair?
They said Catelyn Stark had clawed her own face to bloody ribbons when the Freys slew her
precious Robb. Would you like that, Father? she wanted to ask him. Or would you want me to be
strong?

– all from Cersei I, AFFC

But you just have to go back to the Starks to see how shallow this notion of strength is.

Bran thought about it. “Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”

“That is the only time a man can be brave,” his father told him.

– Bran I, AGoT

And the reader knows perfectly well that Catelyn didn’t just claw her face to ribbons and cry during the Red Wedding, but tried to bargain for Robb’s life, crossbow bolt in her back and all.

To Cersei, strength is “smashing” people, quashing any and all disagreement by force, and never being disgracefully emotional. She’s got “strong” confused with “vicious.” Forget establishing thought processes, this is one of her most infamous establishing character moments.

The queen regarded him coolly. “I had not thought you so niggardly. The king I’d thought to wed would have laid a wolfskin across my bed before the sun went down.”

Robert’s face darkened with anger. “That would be a fine trick, without a wolf.”

“We have a wolf,” Cersei Lannister said. Her voice was very quiet, but her green eyes shone with triumph.

– Eddard III, AGoT

Yeah, she sure showed the Starks. They were quaking in their boots after that one, rather than keeping in mind that Cersei’s contemptible and cruel and needed opposing. Afraid of her, yes, but brave with it.

With this confusion between strong and cruel, she thought Joffrey – yes, Joffrey – was strong.

Tommen did as he was bid. His meekness troubled her. A king had to be strong. Joffrey would have argued. He was never easy to cow.

– Cersei II, AFFC

Tommen’s eyes were filled with tears. “Weep quietly,” she told him, leaning close. “You are a king, not a squalling child. Your lords are watching you.” The boy swiped the tears away with the back of his hand. He had her eyes, emerald green, as large and bright as Jaime’s eyes had been when he was Tommen’s age. Her brother had been such a pretty boy … but fierce as well, as fierce as Joffrey, a true lion cub. 

– Cersei II, AFFC

Joffrey would have seen through [Margaery’s] schemer’s smile and let her know her place, but Tommen was more gullible. She knew Joff was too strong for her, Cersei thought, remembering the gold coin Qyburn had found.

– Cersei VI, AFFC

She doesn’t love Joffrey in spite of his cruelty, she loves him because of it. She is neither willing nor able to correct this behaviour.

“The king is my son!” Cersei rose to her feet.

“Aye,” her uncle said, “and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler.”

– Cersei II, AFFC

Ned warning Cersei was noble and all but its cost was too much. It’s the sort of decision that was wrong for the right reasons. Ned had a worthy purpose in trying to save children’s lives but in the process he doomed the realm to war by that warning since he gave Cersei the upper hand and allowed her time to plan to seize power.

Are you suggesting that Ned is responsible for the War of the Five Kings? That’s… Wow, how did you even arrive at that?! There is so many external factors that Ned had no control over, or even knowledge of that you’re ignoring in favor of making this somehow his fault. Ned did not make Renly declare himself king. He did not make Tywin Lannister loose his men on the Riverlands. He did not make Balon Greyjoy set on the most idiotic military campaign known to man. He did not make Varys and Littlefinger plot against the crown or the Starks. And he certainly did not make Cersei kill Robert (or, you know, sleep with her brother and pass their children as Robert’s)

Look at all these things Ned had absolutely nothing to do with!

Fun fact: the groundwork for the war was set up long before Ned even stepped foot in King’s Landing, and put in motion before Ned informed Cersei that he knew of the incest and the paternity of her children. Cersei’s plan to get Robert killed was already underway by the time Ned met with Cersei so that meeting had no bearing on it. As for the ambush in the throne room and the purge of the Stark household, that’s not something that could have been prevented simply if Ned hadn’t told Cersei that he knows. To assume so ignores the handiwork and involvement of the main architect of this blasted war: Petyr Baelish. Littlefinger designed that entire conflict with an eye towards bringing Ned down so that he, Baelish, could get Catelyn. He was always going to betray Ned and bring Janos Slynt on board regardless of what Ned did, because Littlefinger wanted him dead, period. This is never going to change in any scenario and it’s not dependent on Ned’s own actions. So even if Ned had never warned Cersei, Baelish would have still sold him out and Cersei would have been prepared all the same. Don’t forget that Sansa also went to Cersei with the info that Ned was sending her and Arya away, and Cersei is too suspicious not to conclude that Ned was planning some move against her (because Cersei was already in the process of seizing power). Not that this was any more Sansa’s fault that it was Ned’s because again, Ned had been set up from the moment Catelyn received Lysa’s letter. That betrayal was inevitable, as was Baelish’s behind-the-scenes manipulation that got Ned killed. 

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unpretty:

Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*

My blog:

on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection

between this update and my sudden nosedive in activity, i would have been really fucking discouraged about all the shit i’ve been working on lately. i guarantee there are people on tumblr right now who haven’t made that connection, and who are trying to figure out why suddenly no one likes anything they’ve made. and that fucking sucks.

Reminder to go into your settings and turn off ‘Best Stuff First’ because my activity’s tanked a couple days ago for no reason so this stuff IS happening.

You WILL miss content with that setting on.

i ain’t joking when i say that my activity looks JUST like this too and i wasn’t sure why

Wait, I thought that was just on the app, is that something they’re doing on the desktop version, too?

as far as i know, this is still only on mobile. i’m seeing a lot of reblogs both from people who hadn’t made this connection and were feeling devastated about their apparent failure, and people who hadn’t realized why there weren’t any new posts appearing in their mobile app (reminder: settings > general preferences > dashboard, turn off ‘best stuff first’).

i think a lot of us underestimate how many tumblr users actually use mobile as their primary way of using this site. i mean, i try to use mobile as little as possible, since it’s an extra-broken variation of a site that needs special browser extensions just to be fucking usable. but most people aren’t like that, and most people just scroll their dash on their phones when they’re bored, and the majority of those people aren’t going to bother taking the extra step of changing their settings. that’s what tumblr is counting on: most people are not like us weirdos who are on here all the time, and they don’t actually give a shit. which is a perfectly reasonable way to interact with a website, honestly, it just sucks to be us.

i turned off this feature just as soon as they rolled it out, so i don’t know what kinds of posts are getting pushed to the top. if i had to guess i’d say that whatever algorithm they’re using deprioritizes nsfw content and posts that link off-site (this has been a problem for a while now with search results, incidentally: if you make a post that links elsewhere, it may not even show up in the tags). i mean, i assume they’re also trying to take into consideration posts that are already getting a lot of notes, but this update was never about usability, and was always about making the app in particular easier to monetize by pushing more advertiser-friendly content.

someone mentioned that the activity page also seems to be broken now in general, and isn’t showing accurate numbers. this pans out, since right now it’s showing me at under 3k even though this post alone has more than that. so there’s just… a lot of nonsense happening right now.

the takeaway is that tumblr continues to be a hot mess and if your activity has plummeted you shouldn’t take it too hard, because it has nothing to do with you or anything you’ve done.

Yeah, while I think they broke the activity page around when they rolled this out, it can’t just be the “best stuff first” doing it. I’m no @unpretty, but I got 200+ notes on a post Friday, and Activity only showed it at 25 notes all day as my “top post”. And in the detailed activity, for days I haven’t been seeing replies, I’m not seeing mentions, I’m not seeing new followers, a few are in my activity but most aren’t. And since I have my Activity set to 24 hours, I’ll see a spike of 100 notes an hour ago, but flat at 10 the rest of the day… and then an hour later that spike disappears, and flattens out again. Activity’s broken.

I mean, do please encourage everyone to turn off “best stuff first” for mobile, because it sucks, but this is happening even though I know most of my followers and note-providers use desktop tumblr, not mobile. It’s possible the broken activity is part of the same code change as “best stuff first”, but I’d bet more on it being related to the code change that caused activity grouping on mobile – you know, the “person and 10 others liked your post” grouping, which is also broken and on iOS only works once and then won’t refresh unless you close and restart the app.

But either way, what the hell, @staff. Fuckin’ cowboy coders with no QA, istg…

ringjo:

Day 6 of Inktober: SWORD. “First lesson… Stick ‘em with the pointy end.” Jon Snow had the blacksmith of Winterfell make him a sword. And before parting with Arya, he gave the sword to her as a present. It’s so light and skinny that it may not cut a man’s head off, but it can definitely poke a man full of holes if she’s quick enough. Hence the name: Needle. #inktober #inktober2017 #got #aryastark #jonsnow #needle #nymeria

What do you think about the asoiaf fandom’s concept of “the Dead Ladies club,” in which the deaths of the mothers/sisters/wives is used to create angst or a tragic backstory for the usually male prominent characters? Do you believe this is a problem, or is fandom exaggerating this tendency? Would you like to see these characters developed more?

warsofasoiaf:

I do think that it’s a very clear missed opportunity, and I think that some development of the characters could have been great for the story. What little we have of the Dead Ladies tends to be idealizations, conceptions of the character through the eyes of the people that knew her. That’s a good thing, but we don’t have the person to compare it to. Elia isn’t real, she exists as concept in Oberyn and Doran’s mind to further their plans for vengeance. She’s a bloody standard to wave, not a character. Even one of the more fleshed out members, Lyanna Stark, is told to us via the lens of Eddard, and understanding Lyanna means decoding her truth through Eddard’s trauma. This isn’t bad on its own, but taken into context with the other Dead Ladies shows the problem: it’s not any one of them, it’s all of them.

I don’t think anyone is saying that you can’t have one “dead lady.” Done right, the loss or absence of a character can be a powerful shaping device on a character. Also, literature will focus on protagonists more than supporting characters, that’s just the reality of the written medium: you only have so many words. So I’m sympathetic, some characters are simply not going to have wordspace devoted to them; any one of the previous generation’s dead ladies being missing isn’t necessarily a problem. It’s more the fact that so many of them are missing, so many of the characters that are alive and should by all accounts have vivid recollections of the fully-fleshed Dead Lady do not provide it for us.

The worst offender for me is Doran’s mother, the previous Princess of Dorne, who I’ve given the joke name of Eupodia because she needs a name. Certainly, given how much I enjoy politicking and Southron Ambitions, her absence is going to stick out like a sore thumb to me, so keep in mind that “worst” is a highly subjective judgment. As the Princess of Dorne and parent to Doran, she would be one of his core role models for her conceptions of rulership, power, family, and so on. If, as Tyrion says, people are puppets of the last generation, what sort of person was Doran’s puppeteer?

What were those ideas of leadership that she imparted to him, and how did they change in response to Doran’s life experiences after she died? How can we compare and contrast Doran’s ideas of rulership and politics with his mother’s when we’ve got nothing about her rulership style? What would her opinions be of Doran’s plotting now? Heck, we don’t even know what she thought about the Water Gardens.

This absence is compounded by the fact that she should be around. Given the normal lifecycle of medieval education, she would be the benchmark he uses, same with Oberyn. And we know that she understood the value of politics, she was the one who used her familiar connection with Joanna Lannister (another Dead Lady) to broach the idea of a Lannister/Martell union. Against the context of Southron Ambitions, this is huge. Was it the start of a rival bloc that would reach out to House Targaryen? Did she recognize the obvious value of House Lannister to the Southron Ambitions scheme and look to backdoor her way into the rising tide of the regional nobility? What happened to those plans when they were dashed by Tywin; there were six years or so between Joanna’s death and her own. All of these things are interesting and fascinating, worth devoting the wordspace. Definitely a missed opportunity.

Thanks for the question, Anon.

SomethingLikeALawyer, Hand of the King